ARNOLD WAYNE

I used to be millions of people. People with their own jobs, their own lives, their own possessions and their own fears. Now I am Arnold Wayne. Well, I've always been Arnold Wayne, but now there's more of me. Confusing I know, trust me, I was even more confused when I woke up to a burning migraine back in 2020. When the pain passed, suddenly I was everywhere. My mind was spread across the world in seemingly random brains. I saw from millions of eyes, heard from millions of ears and felt from millions of bodies. These bodies used to be bankers, hookers, politicians, junkies, clowns, ninjas, artists, slaves, you name it, but now they were me. Took a long time to figure out how to multitask on such a grand scale, but now I contribute to 140 economies by building, writing, accounting, teaching, performing, paying taxes, basically just living a normal life. I even run a charity aimed at supporting those affected by The 2020 Bug. 

Arnold Wayne is a collection of altered-humans spread across the world that share a singular consciousness. They are seemingly happy to continue living their life as normal, working, socialising, creating. While there is a great deal of suspicion targeted at them by various groups, no investigation has ever turned up anything untoward… yet.